Pardon my French...

...but are you fucking kidding me with this shit?

I think I remember a girl wearing a tux to *my* high school prom, and that was -- I'll say it -- TEN YEARS AGO.

The (obviously v. worldly and understanding) principal says, "There's a longstanding policy: Men wear tuxedos and women wear formal dresses."

State of Indiana, this is the second time you've disappointed me gravely this week. Let's not make this a habit.